...I was taking one for the team,
striding to the mound,
my arm hung limply by my side.
I had one throw left.
Bases loaded, no outs,
bottom of the nineteenth,
we're up four to three.
We needed a triple play.
The "gyro",
a mythic pitch born in the Far East,
was lost on these semi-pros,
in this godforsaken sandlot.
I was going to have to pull the string,
like I've never pulled before.
This was going to acquire,
The Theory of Everything,
known in physic circles,
as T.O.E.
As I mentally entered the eleventh dimension,
I "toed" the rubber,
spun in synchronous orbit,
reversed time back to the singularity,
let loose the ball,
my arm exploded with pain,
a brilliant burst of light blinded the batter,
he flailed awkwardly at the pitch.
Time struck back,
the ball screamed past my out-stretched glove,
up the middle,
the shortstop moving toward second,
grabbed the line drive,
stepped on second,
threw to first.
Triple play.
Game over.
striding to the mound,
my arm hung limply by my side.
I had one throw left.
Bases loaded, no outs,
bottom of the nineteenth,
we're up four to three.
We needed a triple play.
The "gyro",
a mythic pitch born in the Far East,
was lost on these semi-pros,
in this godforsaken sandlot.
I was going to have to pull the string,
like I've never pulled before.
This was going to acquire,
The Theory of Everything,
known in physic circles,
as T.O.E.
As I mentally entered the eleventh dimension,
I "toed" the rubber,
spun in synchronous orbit,
reversed time back to the singularity,
let loose the ball,
my arm exploded with pain,
a brilliant burst of light blinded the batter,
he flailed awkwardly at the pitch.
Time struck back,
the ball screamed past my out-stretched glove,
up the middle,
the shortstop moving toward second,
grabbed the line drive,
stepped on second,
threw to first.
Triple play.
Game over.